A well dressed Orc

[Custer Thickett]

A well dressed Orc walks into a bar, holding a severed head that is still dripping gore.  He stands in the doorway, looking at the patrons who have fallen silent.  Somebody gasp, and one of the bar maidens holding a full pitcher of ale begins to faint.  

What would your character do?

[Emelious Storm]

"Kragnor! We agreed. No more betting severed heads at cards. Take that outside."

[Ao]

Ao would rewrite history in a puzzling fashion, so that the orc was the barmaid, and the barmaid was the orc.

Or, perhaps he would take on the form of the barmaid, to experience the human condition.

Or, more likely, he would simply obliterate Faerun.

Ao.

[Custer Thickett]

Custer lets out a far hearty laugh than a halfling of his stature should be able to produce. Bah be bet betting with heads, yeah? HA!

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